Archive for 'Body'

#363 Ride a Mechanical Bull

Riding a mechanical bull was on the SYED list for quite some time now. It seemed like a no-brainer. A scary fun thing to try that was made extremely convenient given there was a place with a mechanical bull 5 minutes from where I worked. But maybe it was that convenience that made me keep […]

#361 Dentists and Taxes

As the end draws near, I’m preparing myself for a big life change. Part of that involves using what health benefits I have while I can. A little while ago I went to the dentist. What I didn’t mention was that I told him one of my teeth was feeling sensitive and painful. He said […]

#356 Get Colon Hydrotherapy

GRAPHIC DESCRIPTIONS AND MAYBE A GLIMPSE OF SOME POO! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. My bum hole is kind of like my body’s final frontier. I never even saw the damn thing till I was in my 20’s. Never touched it until I thought I had worms or hemorrhoids a couple of years ago and it turned […]

#353 Take a Trampoline Class

I wrote about participating in the reddit Secret Santa in December. I didn’t write about the awesome gift I got from my Secret Santa. When you sign up for the exchange, you can put some personal information in so your Secret Santa has a better idea of what to get you. Of course I put my […]

#352 Train at a Shaolin Temple

There’s this little place on Ventura Boulevard that says “Shaolin Temple” that I’ve always been interested in. It’s wedged between a pet store and a beauty salon. Naturally where you would think a Shaolin Temple would be. As I said in my post about taking a Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu class, I’ve always been interested in martial […]

#350 Take a Ballroom Dancing Class

I’ve been pretty blunt about my dancing ability or lack thereof. You’ve seen it here, here and here. Do I need to give you more evidence? Maybe that’s why dancing is a common theme in this blog. It’s pretty scary to me because I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing. Which would be fine […]

#340 Tell the Story of How I Ripped a Hole in My Pocket to…

Some of you may remember when I admitted that I ripped a hole in my pocket to beat off at work. This is the story of that… When I first moved to LA, I signed up with a temp agency. They ended up getting me a job at Los Angeles County Museum of Art or LACMA. […]

#339 Apply to a Modeling Agency

I was talking to a couple of friends who work in fashion. I was talking about how I was quitting and thinking about ways to make some extra money. One of the girls said I would make a good fit model. I never thought I’d make a good any kind of model. But I had […]

#337 The Cinnamon Challenge

Like most people, I’ve been seeing videos of people attempting The Cinnamon Challenge all over the interwebs. If you don’t know, the challenge is to consume one spoonful of cinnamon. That’s it. Most people spit it out within seconds, blowing powdered cinnamon everywhere. I was home tonight with no plans, bored and figured I’d give […]

#324 Put My Picture Up on Lady Boners (Gone Wild)

Lady Boners Gone Wild is a subreddit where guys post pics of themselves and women judge them. There’s a regular Gone Wild subreddit which is basically the same thing for both guys and girls. But mostly girls. So LBGW seemed to be a better fit. I figured this goes along with my Beautiful People post in […]